How Smiling Dave Will Strike it Rich, With Your Help.

Over at the Economic Policy Journal I found out that the Fed is going to set up a spy system that will find those who criticize that wicked institution, and reach out to them:

Most importantly, the "Listening Platform" should be able to "Handle crisis situations, Continuously monitor conversations, and Identify and reach out to key bloggers and influencers."

Well! With your help, by spreading the word and dropping my name all over the internet, the Fed will realize that I am a key blogger and influencer. They will then "reach out" to me. And the hand they extend to reach out had better be full of hundred dollar bills, if they know what's good for them.

So if you see me suddenly turn round and defend the Fed, praise the upcoming QE3, and in short, join hands with Warren Buffet and sell out, you will be able to feel a glow of satisfaction. You will sleep contentedly, knowing you have done your work of making me famous.

Smiling Dave, who will own that sailboat too, thanks to you.